You people... who make the following decisions. I want to pimp slap your lips off!
You who...
* Decided that you would package hotdogs and hotdog buns in different numbers.
Yes, it forces me to either waste hotdogs or buns. Or continuing buying new ones until i can mathmatically even them out.
* Thought it would be a good idea to NOT put the usb converter cable in the printer box.
So that not only do i have to buy the printer, but i have to go out and get the fucking cable too. Or buy it from you at an overinflated rate. Bastards.
* Sell battery operated products and then dont include the batteries.
How hard is it to create a synegistic partnership with a battery company and increase both of your profit margins? You would think if you are going to make a product you would assist the user in the initial means of utilizing it. But no. You lazy fucks. You could say it is lazy of me not to just go out and buy batteries. I assert that I shouldnt have to! It would be like buying a dead cell phone and not having a charger. What kind of product is that? When you buy a car they dont sell it to you without a god damn battery. Its like buying a caravan thats got no fucken wheels.
Pricks.
/rant off
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Clearly you have not learned the glory of hot dogs in macaroni and cheese. It events out all numbers.
With ketchup.
You are correct stranger. I shall have to learn this wisdom! :)
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