If a party runs out of booze, you sock the host and drink his nosebleed.
You know how to say “Where are my pants?” in seven languages.
You have a lot of respect for that 80-year-old guy at the end of the bar, but you know from experience that he’s a dirty fighter.
You got in a fist fight with a wino over how long a bottle of Thunderbird should be allowed to “breathe”.
When you donate blood they store it in oak barrels.
Anyone who kisses you must legally wait half an hour to drive.
You enjoy cooking with wine, and sometimes you even put it in the food.
You’ve been cut off during communion.
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