Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Recipe for making terrorists

Note: I pulled this from a website, but I thought it was interesting enough that id post it.

1) Detain 12000 Middle Eastern men

2) Separate from wife, kids, family, and put them into prisons half way around the world

3) Don't tell them why they're there, or tell their family where they are

4) Occasionally pile them into naked pyramids with other detainees, have dogs snap at them, and ugly G. I. broad with cigarette pose next to pile

5) Let stew and simmer for upwards of 3 years, occasionally whipping into a lather

6) Voila! Terrorist is now complete-release back into the environmment from which they came, only it no longer exists-their family is either dead or gone, their house is bombed-out, their job doesn't exist any more, and they're a little miffed about some of this. NOW they really Are a terrorist, hell bent on extracting a little revenge. George, if you can't find terrorists, you might as well make them.

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